Crypto Cooking - Deploying Plant-Based Pulled Pork

Cooking and cryptocurrency share some surprisingly spicy similarities… both demand the right ingredients, perfect timing, and just enough experimentation to keep things exciting.

One day we’re searing steaks, the next we’re stressing over staking! Ever feeling like balancing the heat in the kitchen is oddly like balancing yields in the crypto world? It's red or green!

There’s something unapologetically satisfying about throwing precision out the window and letting instinct take over in the kitchen. That was the mood I had when cooking dinner!

You’ve probably noticed jackfruit quietly slipping onto meat-free menus over the past few years. What used to be a niche tropical fruit is now showing up everywhere as vegan options!

Got rebranded as pulled “pork,” shredded “chicken,” even smoky BBQ “beef.” It feels a little improbable at first, as a fruit pretending to be meat, but it makes perfect sense.

Jackfruit is native to Southeast Asia, a large, spiny fruit that grows straight out of tree trunks like it has something to prove. Inside it’s made up of big bad fleshy pods.

When ripe, those pods are soft and sweet, almost dessert-like. But the real magic happens before it ripens. Unripe jackfruit is firm, fibrous, and surprisingly neutral in flavor.

That neutrality is what makes jackfruit feel a bit like a base layer in crypto. On its own, it’s just infrastructure! It has no strong identity and no fixed direction.

The fibrous strands mimic the texture of shredded meat almost perfectly, pulling apart in a way that feels familiar, even convincing. It’s not trying to imitate meat in flavor but is creating the same experience.

I had to try it and see if it's true! The transformation from fruit to something rich and savory doesn’t happen by accident. It’s all about execution and ... trusting the process!

When jackfruit is handled properly it turns juicy, flavorful, and slightly crispy at the edges. When it’s rushed or under-seasoned it falls flat and watery, bland and forgettable.

Canned unripe jackfruit is the easiest entry point, and got my can from Lidl during the Asian week. Once drained and rinsed, especially if it’s been sitting in brine, it begins to lose that salty edge.

I did my jackfruit like my transactions... one by one and signed manually. It got broken apart by hand, shredded into strands that already start to resemble pulled meat.

Was something oddly satisfying about this part, like you’re reshaping raw data into something usable. A quick fry to soften it further, stripping away any lingering flavor.

The marinade is where identity gets defined. Oil, acid, garlic, herbs, a touch of sweetness from the BBQ sauce were added in the pan. Whatever direction you want to go... this is where you set it.

Letting the jackfruit sit in those flavors feels a bit like deploying a smart contract. The longer it rests, the deeper those flavors embed themselves and becoming part of the structure.

Cooking is where everything actually comes alive. The jackfruit hits the pan with its sauce, and it absorbs everything around it. The liquid reduces and the strands soften.

That contrast between tender and crisp is what makes it believable, what pushes it over the line from “interesting substitute” to something you’d actually crave.

Thinking about it through a crypto lens, jackfruit starts as a kind of and open-ended protocol. The marinade defines its purpose, and the cooking process executes that vision.

Jackfruit is pretending to be meat and is playing to its strengths! It has texture, adaptability, and an ability to carry flavor in a way that feels surprisingly complete.

Made pulled "pork" on toast and must say it becomes something entirely its own, even if it borrows a familiar shape along the way. It's not amazing but can replace a cheap meal.

Even Satoshi would approve. Go trade some NFTs and check my other tasty crypto combos! It's a fruit but can go well for vegans instead of meat... similar to testnet money!

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